I am a 70-year-old Retired IT Professional and Academic, and I Can't Figure This Out

I Tried to Cook Using Some New TechBro Tools, and Here Are the Results...

Google Translation of German Pudding Package, 2023.

I realized just today, whilst conversing with a fellow cook on a pudding recipe, that nothing in today’s techBro hellscape of online cooking shows, recipe websites, ChatGPT diatribes, or Google Translates that will help you cook anything edible, and I want to know why.

Why is it that with all these digital innovations and billions of no-interest dollars invested in the industry, one still cannot use a cooking tool online to make a simple pudding pop?

Well, I know the answer (tell me if I am wrong): the designers and CEOs of these tools and sites, could give a fuck about how your brownies brown, or your pudding pops. They don’t…

They are here to make ROI, and not help you cook better bok choy.

So, when one realizes that you are a chef alone in the digital cooking world, really, outside of emailing friends and family for help or perhaps trying to use Siri as your “friend in the kitchen” what do you do?

Sidebar on Siri: She is a worse coo…